1) If you're crossing a crosswalk and there are no cars coming, there's no need to push the crosswalk button in order to get the go ahead.
2) Winking is creepy...Always.
3) Handshakes are for interviews and first introductions. High Fives are for every other occasion.
4) More than 3 texts in one session merits an immediate phone call.
5) People in America should always walk on the right side of the sidewalk. Not on the left. Not in the middle.
6) Never complain about free food.
7) If you are walking by someone of the opposite sex, and you make eye contact, you have 3 seconds to start a conversation before you lose the right to claim that the other person was totally into you.
8) Once you've graduated college, you can only date people who can legally get a drink in public with you.
9) Any sport that doesn't offer scholarship money or a chance to go professional should not be taken too seriously.
10) Everyone in some way likes Emo music...Especially if they say they don't
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2 comments:
I believe your original quote is, "Everyone loves emo, especially people who hate emo."
what happened to the other post??
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